Wednesday, June 9, 2010

New blog

Hello. My name is Jordan. This issssss.... *drum roll* JordanBlogs!! Wait... seriously?! I blog?! HOLY CRAP!

So, anyway. I just wanted to tell everybody: Uh.. Don't forget how to pee..?

Well, I don't have anything too say.

How about you dip a sandwich in a surgical knife!




So, anyway, not sure how to do a Blog, so, I'm just gonna talk about myself...I'm so selfish..

I like to draw a lot. I guess that's interesting... right? So, uh, I might just upload a photo some day... if I get famous :P

I'm going to tell you something.. I.. love........ y-.. myself...

So, yeah, that's pretty much it...



Naaaah. Not really.

I still love myself though! So, anyway..

My eyes are hazel (I think). I mean, it's kinda hard to tell when my eyes are IN MY HEAD!!!

My hair? Oh.. you wanna know about my hair?! My... HAIR?! What are you?! A.. STALKER!?

Um.. sorry about that... anyway, my skin is pretty light. Like, if you saw me... HA. Who am I kidding?! You wouldn't be able to see me!

Hey, I'm gonna go, guys. Sorry, I'm just bored and mad at you for making me bored. BYE BYE, YOU BORING TURKEY!!!

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